It has been so quiet around here, that I had to take a walk around the area to make sure they hadn’t turned it into a cemetery, and neglected to tell me. That was two weeks ago.
A new Genius on the block
It seems like the walk I took, woke up some long dead spirits, and they have possessed some trailerhood denizens. Right after that walk, I noticed a new trailer being pulled in. In about an hour, there was a call to the county to send a deputy out to a disturbance. You guessed it, the new tenants were already fighting. County arrived and took the male person of the family unit to the jailhouse for assaulting the female person of the new family unit, in front of the Deputies! Now that is true genius I tell you.
If you can’t take it home, better leave it alone.
It just seems to have come to life around here. There is a guy that lives about 2 houses up from the park, that walks down this way to the mailboxes chatting on his phone. More than likely that will erupt if and when it turns out he’s chatting to someone he shouldn’t be, necessitating having to walk away from the house to not be heard.
Thou Shalt Not… Whatever.
Last Sunday, I’m out front vacuuming the car out. I hear a vehicle braking hard and a door slam. Very loud voices and cursing. I look two doors down, and It seems the preacher from a nearby church, came to voice his displeasure to a member that called him out in front of members, for not paying him for work to the church. They were both screaming at one another, and one or both were cursing. I thought it would come to blows, all in front of what looked to be a tiny 3 or 4 year old little girl, watching the whole thing. They finally separated and it was over.
If I had a Dollar for every time.
Yesterday, I heard loud voices shouting outside my room. I look out to see a black-male following a white female gesturing to her. He stopped at the mail boxes, got out and opened the passenger door, and told her to get in gesturing angrily and shouting. She refused, and starting walking back towards my direction. I grabbed my cell phone in case it got too bad. I caught him driving in a hurry past her (back home I guess) and she was walking back the same direction. As they say, If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this around here.
Sunday morning Drunks.
Annabelle, Michelle’s Service Dog, awakened me around 4:30am. So I got up to check the house. Out front near the edge of our yard was a pickup truck sitting there with its lights on shining into our yard.
My first thought, someone breaking into something, but what idiot, would park their vehicle with their lights shining into the windows of the residence. Then I remembered the genius mentioned above, so I decided to let the dogs out to check the back yard for me, while I checked our vehicle.
I waited about 15 minutes to see if there would be anyone around it. I was picking up the phone to call the county when I heard the engine roar, a thump, and in a moment the sound of squealing tires as it entered the highway. Apparently the person was intoxicated, had pulled off the road to get their bearings. When I stopped watching from the dark, and turned on the office light, they spooked. Instead of backing up, they drove forward. They had failed to note the large railroad timbers laying on the ground in front of them and drove over them. Navigated through our yard, missing our vehicle by about 4 inches maybe.
I ran outside and saw the pickup going down the highway. I checked and the car was not damaged, so they missed. Drunks are lucky that way.
Came over the timbers and bricks
Not sure how he missed, it must have been a fluke, the tires tracks are so close, you would have thought the body of the truck would have extended out far enough to hit the car.
Already a fight this morning in the park, I can’t wait to see what happens next. It’s not even a full moon!
Our last bit of news! Cold weather coming, we are bracing for a bout of Bird Flu in the Park.
Comments always welcome,