I really love this commercial. Pretty much sums it all up. (French Model) and the Internet.
Checking my Spam mail this morning, I find I’m $41.5 Million dollars richer! Some deceased engineer, left me $30,100,000. A very kind couple have awarded me $1,500,000. I guess they just felt generous. Then there is the confused gentleman, that found $10,000,000 in two metal trunks at JFK airport, that need to be delivered to me. If I’ll just send him all my personal information (minus my dogs name).
Our good friend and fellow blogger, Ellie, will enjoy the grammar in this email. The Saddest part? There is probably some lonely, desperate, person that would fall for it. I was all set to send the email with my information, then realized I have no place to put the two trunks! My office is stacked.
I did find the email entertaining though. I was confused on a few items. Apparently Mr. John Anderson, is the “Assistance General Manager” at an investment firm with a $300 Billion portfolio. He must make a huge yearly income, as he discovered the two trunks containing $10,000,000 during his routine check of luggage. He is the head of Luggage and Baggage storage at JFK airport. The poor man works two managerial jobs!
He needed information from me, so that he could “delivery” my two metal trunks to my door step. “In order words” send him information that he can verify. As I said, I don’t have any place to put 2 metal boxes, in my small office. Do any of you have the extra room, to store two boxes? You can’t use them for much, especially storage, as they are full of money. I’m sharing the worst of the three emails here, for a good chuckle.
Mr. John Anderson Powell
Assistance General Manager of Fidelity Worldwide Investment (FWI)
John F. Kennedy International Airport USA
Address: Queens, NY 11430, USA
Code: JFKHello My Good Friend,
I have very vital information to give to you, but first I must have your trust before I review it to you because it may cause me my job, so I need somebody that I can trust for me to be able to review the secret to you.
I am Mr. John Anderson Powell, Assistance General Manager of Fidelity Worldwide Investment and head of Luggage and Baggage storage facilities here at the JFK International Airport USA. During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered that you never received your long awaiting Contract Funds of US$10,000,000.00 in a Two Metal Trunk Boxes with registered number FWI/1288/XX85/228/2018 from Fidelity Worldwide Investment.
This is to inform you that Fidelity Worldwide Investment is the World Largest Fund Management Company with over US$300 Billion Capital Investment Fund. Be informed that we the Fidelity Worldwide Investment have concluded the arrangement to delivery your Two Metal Trunk Boxes to your door step through diplomatic means. So in order words to enable me cross-check your details, I will advise you send the required details below for quickly processing and get your Two Metal Trunk Boxes delivered to your door step within the next 24hours. Thanks and God bless you.
(1). Name:
(2). Address:
(3). Telephone Number:
(4). Occupation:
(5). Age:
(6). Gender:
(7). Marital Status:
(8). Company’s Name:
(9). Driver’s License OR Passport:
(10). Nearest Airport:Best regards,
Mr. John Anderson Powell
Assistance General Manager of Fidelity Worldwide Investment (FWI)
John F. Kennedy International Airport USA.
153.156.14.217
Comments always welcome,
Plus, you can say you blogged with a rich guy.