After a long dry spell of no disturbances here in the park to speak of, this week decided it would break the blessed peace we had enjoyed. I should have known something was changing when the moon was still visible at 7am a couple of mornings. It’s not full, actually it is waning. Then there has been extra solar activity this week, maybe that’s it. Extra solar rays agitating the weak-minded.
The weirdness was confirmed as starting Tuesday when the park owner (that I call The Troll) came by on his riding mower. You can search for Troll on the Blog and get a sense of him. He’s elderly (very). He pulled alongside the fence on the road where I was working in the yard and spoke to me. I keep our place straight, I don’t like undue attention from anyone. You would think I was in a witness protection program. Naturally my first thought as he pulled up and cut the engine to the mower was, “I wonder what’s wrong now.”
I have since pressure washed my trailer
It turns out he was in a good mood and wanted to compliment me on how my yard looks. He asks, “Did you have your trailer painted?” I look over my shoulder at the light green algae that has started to grow all along this north side. “No, but I did pressure wash it last year.” I replied. Apparently he was trying to be nice for a change. I had been told he can’t see very well, He thanked me for being a great homeowner, fires up his mower, and with a wave he’s gone. I have since pressure washed my trailer.
The lady across the narrow park street got fired up once again Tuesday night over something, usually arguing with her grand-daughter that lives with her. She lets her two dogs out in her fenced yard to poop and bark. Then she comes to the back door that faces my place and dog cusses them (no pun intended) until they give up and come in the house.
The Pitt decides to try and eat a couple neighborhood Cats
Wednesday the church Sunday school class held their weekly meeting on the front porch of the trailer next door to the dog lady above. Someone in the group of 10 or so people thought it would be a great idea to bring a highly excited Pitt Bull with them. Now this is at the house where “Otis” lives. You may remember me mentioning Otis in an earlier post. The Pitt decides to try and eat a couple of neighborhood cats, he didn’t succeed, and nearly bit a kid, which prompted the Sheriff to be called.
The idiot confesses to the Sheriff
Thursday two doors down from us, the two neighbors that have had a running feud for the last year started up again. He was cussing and threatening to kill her and her dogs. She left, went to another residence in the park and called the Sheriffs. Now the funniest part is they were due to be in court today, Friday, because she signed a warrant for threats a month ago. The idiot confesses to the Sheriff that he did say he would kill her and her dogs. They put the confession in the police report.
The guy is a real piece of work. He flies a Confederate Flag in the very front of his yard near the street. He must be so proud. I stepped outside to get a picture to share. A little blurry since I had to zoom in. You can’t see his camper he lives in with his massive Rottweiler, but it is back and to the left of that flag nestled in between the two other trailers and behind the boat that you see. The farthest trailer with the wooden fence is the one where the lady he threatened to kill lives.
Anyway, this is my first AND last time living in a trailer park. In a few months we will move this double wide to some private land and enjoy country peace. At least I don’t really feel like I live “In” the trailer park as we are out front next to the highway and on the corner. I at least feel like the park is behind us.
It is Friday night and I wonder if anything really weird will happen. Do you have crazy neighbors, or have you lived in a trailer park?
Comments welcome,